Reduced to a stereotype

by Denko on November 7, 2007

What comes to mind when you think of the Democratic presidential candidates? Bill Richardson and Chris Dodd haven’t been pegged yet, as far as I know. But here’s my list for the rest:

  • Edwards’s $400 haircut and 28,000 square foot home
  • Obama’s palmed cigarette
  • Biden’s plagiarism
  • Kucinich’s UFO sighting
  • There are so many possibilities for Hillary that it’s difficult to choose. Go way back to commodity trading (when I realized that I could never trust her) or recently, when she learned to move her mouth without saying anything.

I’ll say one thing for Hillary: She’s managed to cloud the air so much that it’s next to impossible impossible to reduce her to a single word or phrase.

I’ll do the Republicans next.

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