Keeping resolutions

by Denko on December 31, 2009

Lots of New Year’s resolutions posts and tweets out there. As a serial resolver, I looked over the landscape and compiled this long, redundant and often contradictory list of ways to keep your resolutions. Gretchen Rubin’s are the most thoughtful, and with her book, charts, groups and site, she’s also probably more responsible for more resolutions being kept than anyone out there.

1. Don’t bite off more than you can chew.
2. One step at a time.
3. Ask yourself: Am I being overoptimistic?
4. Can it be measured?
5. Schedule multiple resolutions over time.
7. Make changes that feel good.
8. Allow for slipping and sliding.
9. Consider 17 days in a row a success.
10. Write it down.
11. Go public. Tell others.
12. Ask: “What would make me happier?” More of something good, less of something bad.
13. Keep it concrete, not abstract.
14. Follow the one-minute rule.
15. Ask: “Am I starting small enough?” Underestimate, don’t overestimate.
16. What is the smallest action you can take in the direction of the resolution?
17. Frame your resolution in concrete actions.
18. Keep a chart
19. Carry resolutions with you. Review. Score. Constantly.
20. Join a group.
21. Work towards something big.
22. Think small. Look close to home for ways to improve and grow.
23. Ask for help.
24. Consider making only pleasant resolutions.
25. Consider giving up a resolution.
26. Keep the resolution every day. It’s easier to do something daily than every few days.
27. Set a deadline, but don’t give up if something interferes with your deadline.
28. Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good. Clean your desk, not the whole house.
29. Keep the list short.
30. If you falter, let it go and try again,
31. Stay humble. Overestimating resolve leads to failure.
32. Remove temptations.
33. Post reminders everywhere.
34. Reward yourself for successes.
35. Recalibrate resolutions when conditions change.
36. Choose resolutions carefully (for instance, those with the greatest impact).
37. Create bite-sized portions.
38. Create a time-frame and use it to plot progress and measure success.
39. Take notes.
40. Take responsibility. Put yourself in charge.
41. Keep goals Specific, Measurable, Achievable, Realistic and Time based (SMART).
42. Remind yourself of the benefits of achieving your goals.
43. Try just one resolution.
44. Try a new resolution rather than revisiting an old, failed resolution.
45. Make the resolution a reflection of you, not the crowd.

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Boston Beats New York

by Denko on December 29, 2009

Searches are cyclical. Just type words like “cupid” or “chocolate” into Google Trends and watch the spikes spring up every year around February 14. “Earnings” yields quarterly peaks, and the word “bored” – which for some reason is most popular in Australia – jumps every year around Christmas.

So I put in the word “marathon.” No particular marathon – just the word. And while the New York Marathon certainly shows up every November (sometimes as a double-peak with Chicago), it’s nothing compared to Boston in April – despite the fact that Boston has fewer participants because (1) you have to qualify to run and (2) it’s not a particularly fast or easy course.

What to conclude? Boston attracts more popular interest. And marathons like Berlin and London aren’t even registering in the public consciousness.

BostonBeatsNYC

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My battle with Magneto

by Denko on December 5, 2009

When one guy takes up three seats because he can’t keep his legs together, it’s your duty to push back. If he’s obese, that’s one thing – he probably feels like a misfit, and he can’t get any smaller. But when he’s small or skinny, that’s different. One man, one seat.seathog1 That’s the rule. And you’re the enforcer.

On Thursday I put this belief to the test when sitting next to an elderly man at the opening of a play. The theater was filling up, and his left leg was splayed all over the last seat in the row. I asked if the seat was taken, sat down, put my leg up against his and kept it there in a polite but insistent way. There was a silent struggle for a minute or two until he withdrew to his own territory.  He intruded a couple of times during the first act, but I stood my ground. After the intermission my wife and I moved to better seats when the folks in front of us left.

After the play I mentioned this epic struggle to my wife. And she said, “Did you notice that you were sitting next to Ian McKellen?” I looked up and there he was, coming out of the theater. Gandolf. Magneto. The new Number Two. I felt a chill. Even without his staff, he could have summoned lightning with a single thought.  Thank God it wasn’t Saruman or Professor Xavier who was trying to take up two seats. I wouldn’t be here to write this.

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The 94-year-old CEO

by Denko on November 30, 2009

He’s Walter Zable, a former player for the New York Giants, and you can see him way out on the right tail of the gorgeous normal distribution below.  Along the horizontal axis are the ages of all of the Russell 3,000 CEOs – youngest is 31, oldest 94 – and the vertical axis shows how many CEOs there are for each age.

Walter’s an anomaly in ways other than his age. As you might guess, he started the company that he runs (Cubic Corp), still owns a big piece of it, and won’t let go until the keys to the executive washroom are pried from his cold dead hands.

Google Visualization API Sample

Meanwhile, the youngest CEO, 31-year-old Iranian-born Sardar Biglari, is a turnaround investor who started his first company at 14 for $15,000 and sold it at 22 for over $1m. Biglari looks for strong brands that have lost their way (indolent boards, inefficient operations and a general lack of direction).  His first project was Friendly’s Ice Cream, which worked out well; now he’s running Steak n’ Shake, a magnet for the folks you see on the “People of Wal-Mart” site.

It’s hard not to like a CEO who, a la Warren Buffet, quotes from John Maynard Keynes, Isaiah Berlin and Charles Darwin in his most recent letter to shareholders. And Sadar is like Warren in another way: He has used the cashflow from Steak ‘n Shake to buy a 10% stake in a much larger firm, Fremont Michigain Insurance.

The median age of CEOs is 59. Thank goodness I still have a few years left to climb through the last 10 layers of management.

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Losing weight with Google Visualizations

by Denko on November 11, 2009

How is today different from all other days? This morning the scale was 30 pounds below what it was in August. Nobody has noticed that I look like a stalk of bamboo. And whether the weight will stay off, I don’t know. Still, 30 pounds in 80 days – not bad.

I owe it all to public humiliation. Not that anyone reads this blog. But the act of weighing, tracking and displaying has psychological power. Every few days I input my weight into a Google spreadsheet and update the annotated timeline. When it goes down, the world smiles. When it goes up, imaginary fingers wag. The result has been surprisingly effective.

Until my mid-40s, I didn’t have to work to get skinny. My weight would creep up to 210 or 215 pounds. I’d go out and start running again. Make a token sacrifice like quitting soft drinks. Soon I’d be back to the low 180s again, with the belt a couple of notches tighter.

But that era is over. It became impossible to burn enough calories to offset those Coca-Colas and Dipsy Doodles, and I’m too old (and too heavy) to run even 30 miles a week without getting injured.

Here are the rules that worked for me.

The Good Stuff

  1. Breakfast is free. Eat a good one. No Cinnabon, but don’t worry about oatmeal, bacon, eggs and buttered toast.
  2. There’s nothing wrong with half-and-half in your coffee. Or heavy cream, for that matter.
  3. Know what’s nice before bed? A big spoon of peanut butter.

Keeping Track

  1. Weigh yourself every day at the same time.  (Cheating is OK. Just be consistent about it.)
  2. Make a chart. Look at it. Obsessively.
  3. If you weigh less than the day before, no need to do anything. You’re golden.
  4. If you weigh more, keep that thought in the back of your mind during the day. Be careful about portions. Walk home from work. Spend more time hungry than full.

Portions

  1. Eat a little, see how you feel, then eat a little more. No seconds without a wait.
  2. Eat until you’re 80% full.  Don’t eat again until you’re 80% empty.

Eating and Avoiding

  1. Eat: Oatmeal, apples, salads, diet soda, rice, any kind of meat, poultry or fish.
  2. Avoid: Potatoes, sodas, desserts, anything with Bisquick.

Living in Manhattan requires a good bit of walking. I took a two-day bike trip, a few long walks and short runs, and had to fast for a day before a colonoscopy. But that’s pretty much it.  Once I got momentum, it wasn’t that hard.

One habit I had to break: scarfing down cereal and peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches late at night. The solution: that heaping tablespoon of peanut butter before bedtime.

But the key to the change was measuring, displaying and reacting. I could have used a spreadsheet, but the visualization gadget was more fun. And the results weren’t bad at all.

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Langley Park Plantation

by Denko on October 11, 2009

When I was in junior high school my father got very excited about buying this house, which was on the market for about $30,000. It was part of the plantation called Elizabeth’s Delight, on the site of a land grant dating from the late 1600s (though the house was built around 1850, replacing a log structure dating from the Revolutionary War). The house is about a hundred feet inside the Montgomery County line, but the landholdings extended in all directions to take in parts of DC, the University of Maryland, Takoma Park and Silver Spring.


The house is now divided into apartments, much of the yard is a parking lot, all around are overcrowded duplexes packed with illegal immigrants, and the nearby streets are full of MS-13 gang activity. It’s a weird feeling to walk along Ruatan Street and see a plantation house with a chapel, once surrounded by tobacco fields, now part of a vast suburban slum.

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Want to grow by investing abroad?

by Denko on September 28, 2009

Look for the outliers – high growth, low risk.

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Hidden New York: The 1811 street plan

by Denko on January 11, 2009

A year or so ago my son and I were watching a History Channel show on how researchers had 1811 Steet Gridreconstructed the original topography of Manhattan, before developers flattened most of the hills south of 96th Street. One segment focused on a couple of geographers who used GPS to find original markers from the Commissioners’ Plan of 1811, which laid out the dreary grid that defines the island north of 14th Street.  The markers – iron bolts sunk into the ground at each planned street intersection – would have been uprooted where streets were built, but might still survive in Central Park.

I went to look at a marker they found, couldn’t find it, and ended up contacting Reuben Rose-Redwood, who teaches geography at Texas A&M and was featured in the History Channel show. Reuben couldn’t have been kinder; he answered:

“As for finding the iron bolt, I actually sometimes get lost looking for the bolt myself! So, my best advice is to look on GoogleMaps for the intersection of what would have been 65th Street and Sixth Avenue.”

After a bit of climbing around the rocks just off the 66th Street Transverse, I found it snapped this picture with my cell phone. The bolt is sunk deeply into the Manhattan schist, which is the only reason it survived almost 200 years.

Where there’s one marker, could there be more? Probably not. After all, I had a hard time finding it even when I knew where it was. The professionals know exactly where the markers should be, and this is the only one they’ve found. Says Reuben:

188 survey bolt

188 survey bolt

“We’ve already looked through Central Park and Marcus Garvey with GPS and Randel’s survey notes in hand. Based on his field notes, we know where all of the bolts should be. We’ve gone to all the locations and can’t seem to find any others (which may be underground or destroyed).”

But there’s hope. What about Morningside Park or an eastern sliver of Riverside Park? It looks like the original grid included parts of both of them. If anyone has a GPS unit and wants to go looking for more bolts, leave a message in the comments.

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Here’s the post you’re looking for

by Denko on October 21, 2008

I see on Google Analytics that my bounce rate is about 80%, which means that 80% of the people who arrive on this page immediately leave. I think I know the reason: They’ve all come to see the only post that has ever gotten much traffic, Barack Obama Embellishes His Resume.  If that’s what you’re here for, click on the link and time-travel back to 2005, when the post first appeared.  Or you can just skip the post and drop your hate mail directly into the comments.

If you look at the pingbacks, you’ll see that the post has been picked up by Obama-haters. That’s certainly not what I intended. If I had worked with John McCain, I would have been happy to talk about his embellishments. I’m sure every politician has them. And whether you call him “the one” or “that one”, it’s a fact that Barack is a politician (albeit a good one) – something that we’ll all understand when inflated expectations deflate, a year or so down the road.

Where I live In New York City, Barack Obama will win close to 100% of the vote, including the votes of my wife and all of my neighbors, co-workers and friends.  He may win my vote, too.  The Republicans certainly don’t deserve to be re-elected, and Obama has a brain trust that includes many people I admire.  Perhaps it’s not delusional to think that he’ll govern from someplace closer to the center. We’ll see. Until that moment in the election booth, I remain undecided.

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If you’re not outraged…

by Denko on July 31, 2008

Psychologists and political scientists tell us that extremists are happier than moderates. Maybe certainty makes people happy, while a life of questioning brings misery. But what about the certainty that the world is headed for disaster? Are people with “If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention” bumper stickers happier than the rest of us?

I doubt it. How about “If you’re not grateful, you’re not paying attention“?

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My Black Wife

by Denko on November 8, 2007

She doesn’t look blackish. In fact, she’s a blond. Her maternal grandparents emigrated from Sweden, where she still has a passel of second cousins.

But it turns out that her grandmother, Jane Helm of Drake, Missouri, was passing all her life. And she carried the secret to her deathbed.

Suddenly it all made sense. The face powder. The parasol. The elbow-length gloves. The high-necked dresses. It wasn’t Victorian formality carried into the 20th century. It was a cover-up.

The evidence of Jane’s ancestry comes from two sources: Census records and a mitochondrial DNA test.

Jane Helm had a brother – my wife’s great-uncle. Born April 4, 1893. Strangled by the umbilical cord. The mother’s “nativity” is Negro. The son’s race is black.

We don’t have the birth certificate for Jane. But we know that the mtDNA test, which traces ancestry through the mother’s line, lists L-type haplogroups, which are typical of West Africa, Ethiopia and Mozambique.

Jane Helm’s father came from Switzerland to America, bought a farm in rural Missouri after the Civil War and married a black woman. I imagine that only a foreigner would have done it. Southern Missouri is still the South, even today.

The ironic part is that Jane’s living children, even after seeing the mtDNA results and the Census records, won’t accept her heritage. They talk about the “Mohawk” in the family – a phrase that Southerners tell me is a codeword.

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Why Chuck Schumer Loves Hedge Funds

by Denko on November 7, 2007

Republicans represent rich people in poor states.

Democrats represent the rich states – and they look out for everyone from hedge fund managers to the urban poor.

Just ask Chuck Schumer.

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Reduced to a stereotype

by Denko on November 7, 2007

What comes to mind when you think of the Democratic presidential candidates? Bill Richardson and Chris Dodd haven’t been pegged yet, as far as I know. But here’s my list for the rest:

  • Edwards’s $400 haircut and 28,000 square foot home
  • Obama’s palmed cigarette
  • Biden’s plagiarism
  • Kucinich’s UFO sighting
  • There are so many possibilities for Hillary that it’s difficult to choose. Go way back to commodity trading (when I realized that I could never trust her) or recently, when she learned to move her mouth without saying anything.

I’ll say one thing for Hillary: She’s managed to cloud the air so much that it’s next to impossible impossible to reduce her to a single word or phrase.

I’ll do the Republicans next.

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Chris Dodd, blowhard

by Denko on November 2, 2007

From Will Fitzgerald’s blog at the NY Times: The number of words spoken at the last Democratic ebate correlates precisely with each candidate’s poll numbers. Hillary is on top (25% of the words) and Joe Biden at the bottom (7% of the words).

The exception is Chris Dodd, who talked himself within shouting distance of John Edwards despite being stuck at half a percent in the latest Zogby poll.

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How Rich People Vote

by Denko on November 2, 2007

From Statistical Modeling and Social Science: Rich people in red states tend to vote Republican. But in blue states there’s no strong link between income and party affiliation. The well-off are no more likely than anyone else to embrace the elephant.

This blog is an aspirational read for me, since the statistics are usually over my head. But when these guys – Gelman, Yajima and the Slovenian hunk Jakulin – get hold of real data, it’s always interesting.

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The Joy of Commenting

by Denko on November 1, 2007

Popular bloggers may disable the comment function or delete the missives of their attackers. Not me. I feel like a kid so starved for attention that he’s grateful for any notice, no matter how negative. And the surprising thing is – for someone as thin-skinned as I imagine myself to be – that there’s a lot to agree with, even among those critical of the “memories of Obama” post.

To Peter, who said “I read envy in the whole article!”: You’re not the first person to say that.

To KL Moore, aka Voice of Reason: I hope you got all the anger out of your system. Sincerely, Cool White Guy.

To Knemon: Maybe not everyone used drugs. But I’ll bet every presidential candidate – OK, maybe not Guiliani – has gotten high. Barack is the only one with the guts to admit it.

To Ksun: You’re right – race shouldn’t matter. But we all know that it does. Race has a lot to do with what we hear and how we judge it. And a guy like Obama – with one foot in Kansas and the other in Kenya – can say things to both blacks and whites without being accused of racism. Even if he does embellish his resume.

Finally to all the Business International people who commented: Thanks. I remember all of you fondly. Let’s get together on LinkedIn when Jeanne Reynolds sets up the Business International alumni group.

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My 15 minutes

October 30, 2007

Today the New York Times quoted from my blog on my memories of Barack Obama. Suddenly I’ve got more traffic – and comments – than in the previous five years.
The Times reporter, Janny Scott, talked to me for an hour or so about six weeks ago. I was already familiar with her work from previous [...]

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The Conquest of New Spain

February 18, 2007

Lately I’ve been reading books that were on my father’s bookshelf when I was growing up. One category he enjoyed was first-person historical narratives.
Bernal Diaz’s The Conquest of New Spain is the story of how Cortez and 400 soldiers fought and bluffed their way into the command center of Mexico, where they took Montezuma hostage [...]

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Things My Girlfriend and I Argue About

December 2, 2006

Painfully, stomach-clutchingly funny. From a place we’ve all been.
The sad thing that a mainstream newspaper tried to steal it from the author – and then threatened to sue him for complaining.

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Death of the Page View

December 2, 2006

As sites are increasingly built with Ajax and Flash, page views stop making sense as a metric. When all of the navigation occurs within a single URL, the use of page views severely undercounts traffic.
“Ajax shatters the metaphor of a web ‘page’ upon which much of web publishing and advertising is based,” [says TechWeb's Fredric [...]

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If I Only Had a Gun

December 2, 2006

Yesterday my son was late to school and hadn’t eaten breakfast. I tell him to walk ahead while I run into the Dunkin’ Donuts on 105th Street to buy him a bagel. About a half-second ahead of me into the door is a middle-aged, unshaven guy in a porkpie hat who blocks my way as [...]

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Taxonomy Recapitulates Folksonomy

December 2, 2006

Back when I worked at the Globecon Group – a personality-driven boutique that trained wholesale bankers – one of my jobs was to come up with keywords for the thousands of books, articles and PowerPoints that comprised our library of training material.
Some people didn’t like the keywords I chose; they wanted new ones that made [...]

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The Ancient Tail

July 28, 2006

The Long Tail was just released this month. It seems like it has been out forever. The seminal article in Wired appeared almost two years ago. The ideas have been publicized almost daily on Chris Anderson’s blog. And yet the book is well worth reading: Gladwell-esque in its energy and clarity, with details that haven’t [...]

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Journalism 2.0

July 1, 2006

The Washington Post’s Adrian Holovaty on web programming as journalism:
The way I see it, there are three basic tasks that journalists do:
1. Gathering information. This involves talking to sources, examining documents, taking photographs, etc. It’s reporting.
2. Distilling information. This involves applying editorial judgment to decide what parts of the gathered information are important and relevant.
3. [...]

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Wikipedia’s Bad Cops

June 19, 2006

Last night I learned about the capricious and nasty treatment that Neil Gunton, who runs the CrazyGuyonaBike touring site, received at the hands of a Wikipedia administrator. CrazyGuyonaBike is a six-year open-source labor of love built by Neil for the bicycle touring community. It’s got trip journals, discussion boards, touring partners, equipment tips – everything [...]

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Rules for Parking in Manhattan

December 18, 2005

My wife and I don’t own a car anymore. But we’re still hunters at heart – always sensitive to the signs of movement that indicate spaces are opening up. The purposefully striding pedestrian reaching for keys; the sound of doors slamming; the changing of doormen’s shifts. Here are the rules that we’ve come up with [...]

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From Mother Earth News to SWAT in 9 Steps

December 5, 2005

Amazon’s “Customers who bought X also bought Y” function displays thousands of paths through hundreds of demographic niches of America’s magazines. You don’t need Amazon to tell you that readers of ‘Guns & Ammo’ are more likely to buy ‘Handguns’ than ‘PETA News.’ But what Amazon can tell you is which magazines Dale Gribble and [...]

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Edgar Bronfman’s CV

September 25, 2005

From Slashdot:
“Fortunately for all you Americans, I believe this jackass was born in Canada which would disqualify him from running for president.
“Unfortunately for us Canadians, his being a jackass makes him perfectly qualified for running Canada.”
According to Slate, Edgar Jr. has been designated Hollywood’s official idiot.

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Black People’s Names

September 18, 2005

Why is it that only black people are called Jordan? Michael Jordan, Barbara Jordan, Vernon Jordan. And why is it that only white people are called Rockefeller, Rothschild, and DuPont?

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Baby Killing Is Legal

July 10, 2005

Now that the Dutch have adopted rules for euthanizing babies, I hope they’ll apply them sensibly. It’s so annoying when those babies start crying in the airplane cabin. You can’t exactly get up and leave the room. I also don’t like it when two-year-olds sit in the handicapped seats on the subway. They claim that [...]

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Harakiri Schoolgirls

July 10, 2005

Andrew Lee writes in the Financial Times that the misogynistic mix of cuteness, violence and perversion prevalent in manga and anime “…must send many tourists running, their ‘Fujiyama’ image of Japan tainted for life.”
Andy, I’ve got news for you: After seeing a reproduction of Makoto Aida’s “Harakiri Schoolgirls” (detail below), I’m ready start my [...]

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Barack Obama Embellishes His Resume

July 9, 2005

Don’t get me wrong – I’m a big fan of Barack Obama, the Illinois freshman senator and hot young Democratic Party star. But after reading his autobiography, I have to say that Barack engages in some serious exaggeration when he describes a job that he held in the mid-1980s.I know because I sat down the [...]

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The Pope and Creative Accounting

June 22, 2005

A letter to the FT depicts the medieval Christian church as an early regulator rooting out creative accounting practices:
The medieval Christian view was highly sympathetic to risk capital formation. The key was the word “risk”. What was objectionable to the medieval mind (and Mohammed confirmed that this was far from exclusively a Christian view) was [...]

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Looking Out for No. 2

June 21, 2005

For the past few months I’ve been teaching myself to write spiders – little Perl programs that crunch through URLs and download data. In the spirit of learning by doing, my first project was to grab 5,000 health inspection reports for Manhattan restaurants from the NYC Department of Health website.
The reports list a lot of [...]

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Trust-Based Networks Among the LDS

June 21, 2005

I’ve written about fraud among the Mormons before. Here’s another angle, from a social networking thread on Slashdot:
Salt Lake City is the smallest city to have its own SEC office, and the state suffers from a high rate for people getting ripped off by people they know. This has been attributed by the close network [...]

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Goofus, Gallant, Rashomon

June 13, 2005

Rashomon retold for fans of Goofus and Gallant.

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Science Versus Entertainment

June 13, 2005

Interesting conversation on Slashdot about Hollywood Math and Science Consulting, which helps screenwriters portray math and science accurately in their scripts.
The company’s first client was the TV show Numb3rs, about a mathematician who solves crimes via pattern-recognition techniques. It’s a fascinating idea, and I love the eccentric professor played by Dragonslayer’s Peter MacNicol. Unfortunately, he’s [...]

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TIAA on the Slippery Slope

June 13, 2005

I’ve held investments through both TIAA-CREF and Merrill Lynch, and I can’t imagine two more different companies. TIAA-CREF has always been like a big old family-run business – cheap, paternalistic and a bit backwards, but also old-fashioned in its commitment to the educators who comprise its customers. In contrast, Merrill Lynch – like many full-service [...]

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Measure Teamwork, Not Glory

June 13, 2005

You may be a great performer on your own. But how much do you help your team? The metric de jour of the NBA – the plus-minus statistic – goes beyond so-called “glory statistics” like points or rebounds to measure a player’s total contribution to victory.
Refined by Dan Rosenbaum, an economist at UNC Greensboro, plus-minus [...]

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Spreadsheet Hell

June 13, 2005

PWC and KPMG say that 90-95% of business spreadsheets have errors, that each error costs a business $10,000 to $100,000, and that complex spreadsheets (more than 100 columns or rows) have a probability of error approaching 100%.
Gee, do you think the folks at PWC or KPMG know anyone who might be able to audit my [...]

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Therapy for Writers

June 10, 2005

Forty-three ways to cure writer’s block.

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Hedging Liquidity Risk

June 10, 2005

Also from the recent PRMIA meeting on liquidity risk:
Ken Winston, CRO of Morgan Stanley Investment Management, threw out the following idea on how to hedge against market illiquidity: sell off-the-run Treasuries and buy on-the-run issues. As liquidity disappears, the on-the-run bonds gain relative to the off-the-run issues.
You could offer the hedge to a customer, adding [...]

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The Myth of Junk Bond Contagion

June 10, 2005

Went to the liquidity risk discussion at PRMIA’s New York chapter a few months back, shortly before GM was downgraded to junk status. I had meant to write about it at the time, but computer problems and the hassles of moving from Blogger to Moveable Type and then WordPress interfered. In hindsight, though, here’s what [...]

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Skeletal Jimmy Madison

June 9, 2005

The Body Mass Index of presidents is the subject of a chart in Sunday’s New York Times. (Unfortunately, only the accompanying article is available online.) The article points out that BMI is meaningless by itself. Our 6-foot 194-pound president, who regularly runs 6:30 miles at the age of 58, has a BMI of 26.3 – [...]

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Don’t Lend to Doomsday Sects

June 9, 2005

A small Utah-based lender, the Bank of Ephraim, collapsed after discovering that 90% of its loan portfolio consisted of loans to a doomsday sect of fundamentalist Mormons.
Sect members, believing that the end of the world was imminent, took an oath several years ago to drain the bank of money before doomsday. They borrowed $18 million [...]

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Words That Say You’re a Loser

June 9, 2005

LoanPerformance, which sells retail credit analytics to mortgage lenders, says text mining can boost the accuracy of default models. If a customer uses any of these words when talking to a call center rep, the software flags the customer as more likely to default:
Rental
Renter
Rent
Roommate
Hazard
Debris
Fraud
Death
Marital Problem, Divorce
Mold
Sad
Jail
Motorcycle
If I were a sad divorced guy riding a motorcycle [...]

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Autism: The Guy Disease

June 9, 2005

Follow this link to try the Autism Quotient test. After taking it, I’m ready to believe that autism is just a special case of being a guy.
The average score is 16.5, and 80% of those diagnosed with autism scored 32 or more. Your score appears to depend mainly on (1) your comfort in social situations [...]

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My Perfect Job

June 9, 2005

OK, not really, because it’s all about golf. But just listen to the rest.
The job title is Data Analyst, but it could also be called Database Journalist. The PGA wants someone to mine and analyze data from ShotLink (the PGA scoring system) to “create a depth of analysis, insight and entertaining information never before possible [...]

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Visualize Your Writing Style

June 9, 2005

I just love PlasticBag.org. Like Andrew Sullivan (before he went bonkers), but techie and profane. In this post, Tom Coates creates visualizations of his last five years of posts, showing, for example, how his writing style deteriorated as posts become longer and less frequent. There’s also a reference to a Perl module that calculates Flesch-Kincaid.

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